Originally posted by foritisme
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Walnut Whip
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Originally posted by foritismeMy wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whipI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by TrollWhat's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite eroticDo you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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Originally posted by TrollA dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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Originally posted by sparklelardAre we still taking about walnut whips here?
do keep upComment
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Since no one has asked this I must me naive.
So what it HOOVING? I've tried googling but cant find anything relevant.Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawnThat's a "hand" job from a sheep.
HTHCall the copsComment
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You knew what I meant. Hoovering. Wimmins work. Mine can scoff a pizza, load the dish washer, make the kids packed lunches and hoov me off at the same time. And this is at 7 in the morning, before most of you lazy beggars are even waking up.Comment
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