Stake advice?

[AtW]

Old style wood or posh Blade style silver?

Discuss or not.

[SueEllen]

For vampires I prefer anything that works.

[AtW]

For vampires I prefer anything that works.

You ever seen a vampire?

No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of ******' ***** hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you ******* over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his ******' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters.

HTH

[ladymuck]

If it's good enough for Buffy, it's good enough for me.

[vetran]

• Jack Crow : Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that squirrel in there?
  
  Father Adam Guiteau : Yeah?
  
  Jack Crow : Did you get a little wood?
  
  Father Adam Guiteau : Mahogany.
  
  Jack Crow : Excuse me?
  
  Father Adam Guiteau : Ebony.
  
  Jack Crow : What?
  
  Father Adam Guiteau : Teak.
  
  Jack Crow : Are you possessed by demons?
  
  Father Adam Guiteau : Major Chubby.
  
  Jack Crow : Language, Padre, language!