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    If suity did Gender reveals...

    Gender reveal goes wrong when confetti cannon fires into father's crotch | Daily Mail Online

    Oh baby, that's gotta hurt! Gender reveal goes painfully wrong when the father accidentally fires a confetti canon into his crotch

    • Gemma Bayliffe Newby, from Manchester, decided to film her big gender reveal
    • She was joined by her husband Oliver and their daughter, who wants a sister
    • But the reveal quickly went wrong when Oliver couldn't work the confetti cannon
    • Oliver fired the cannon straight at his groin and rolled up on the floor in agony


    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Quicker than a vasectomy...
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      This is another Americanism we've imported isn't it?

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        This is another Americanism we've imported isn't it?
        Yes and it's a tulip one.

        Who cares what sex your baby is?

        Also unborn babies can't have genders because they don't have personalities.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Yes and it's a tulip one.

          Who cares what sex your baby is?

          Also unborn babies can't have genders because they don't have personalities.
          "Biological sex reveal" doesn't quite have the same ring to it

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            because they don't have personalities.
            That's most of us on here isn't it?

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              Yes and it's a tulip one.

              Who cares what sex your baby is?

              Also unborn babies can't have genders because they don't have personalities.
              Thats how the scan works. They see if the baby is doing the washing up or sitting in front of the TV asking for a beer....

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Yes and it's a tulip one.

                Who cares what sex your baby is?

                Also unborn babies can't have genders because they don't have personalities.
                In India it can be a matter of life or death of the infant.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  In India it can be a matter of life or death of the infant.

                  Sadly so.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                    In India it can be a matter of life or death of the infant.
                    Luckily we and the "thoughtful" couple aren't in India, though in the UK we have an issue that people aren't having enough children.

                    Britain faces baby bust as birth rates plummet. Now is the time to adapt the economy | The Independent
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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