Bird Flu is here

[Troll]

....and DEFRA is in charge........doomed

[The Farmer]

TROLL

you have a turkey in your ass.

You are doomed

[Troll]

Dear Farmer Giles

Haemorrhoids (often known as Piles) are enlarged and engorged blood vessels in or around the back passage (anus). These may be associated with pain, bleeding, itching and feeling as if a lump or bump is hanging down.
Symptoms

* You may notice a pain or ache around the anus and lower bowel (rectum), which can be really quite severe.
* There may be itching of the area.
* There may be bleeding from the back passage. This will be bright red blood, not usually mixed in with the motion, but often seen on the toilet paper.
* There is often a feeling of something coming down, or a bulge or lump at the anus.
* If a haemorrhoid at the outside of the anus gets a blood clot in it (thrombosed external pile) it leads to a particularly tender, hardish lump.

HTH

btw are you American?

[SallyAnne]

....and Defra is in charge........doomed

DEFRA are an amazing agency. I have the utmost respect for all the hard work they do.

[wendigo100]

DEFRA are an amazing agency. I have the utmost respect for all the hard work they do.

Agreed. It takes an amazing amount of skill and effort to feck up absolutely everything you do over several years!

[foritisme]

No more hen parties for you SA

[SallyAnne]

No more hen parties for you SA

I didn't go to the hen do in the end, had too much to do preparing for my new job on Monday. My new job in York. Anyone? Anyone?

DEFRA rocks!

[SandyDown]

I didn't go to the hen do in the end, had too much to do preparing for my new job on Monday. My new job in York. Anyone? Anyone?

DEFRA rocks!

I worked on a contract for Defra in York - don't tell me you are on the LR project?

[SallyAnne]

I worked on a contract for Defra in York - don't tell me you are on the LR project?

No idea!

[Buffoon]

DEFRA rocks!

It's gonna end it tears mark my words.