What will be your first order in the ice cream van?

**ladymuck** · 7 February 2021, 14:51

No flake but I'll have strawberry sauce and sprinkles on mine, ta

**BR14** · 7 February 2021, 15:31

crushed nuts grandad??
no, son, arthritis.

**GhostofTarbera** · 7 February 2021, 15:45

A 99 minus 30

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**SueEllen** · 7 February 2021, 16:01

Our ice cream man is still driving around but you can't get a Mr Whippy.

**MarillionFan** · 7 February 2021, 17:12

Couple of grams of coke and a few tablets

**AtW** · 7 February 2021, 17:15

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Couple of grams of coke and a few tablets

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines?

**BrilloPad** · 7 February 2021, 17:22

Ice Cream van parked at end of our street for ages. When I looked inside the vendor was on the floor. He was covered in raspberry syrup, chocolate sauce, “ hundreds and thousands”, chocolate flakes and pink sprinkles.

I think he had topped himself.

**MarillionFan** · 7 February 2021, 17:40

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Ice Cream van parked at end of our street for ages. When I looked inside the vendor was on the floor. He was covered in raspberry syrup, chocolate sauce, “ hundreds and thousands”, chocolate flakes and pink sprinkles.

I think he had topped himself.

Nicked that.

What will be your first order in the ice cream van?