What will be your first order in the ice cream van?

[MarillionFan]

Ice Cream van parked at end of our street for ages. When I looked inside the vendor was on the floor. He was covered in raspberry syrup, chocolate sauce, “ hundreds and thousands”, chocolate flakes and pink sprinkles.

I think he had topped himself.

Nicked that.

[BrilloPad]

Ice Cream van parked at end of our street for ages. When I looked inside the vendor was on the floor. He was covered in raspberry syrup, chocolate sauce, “ hundreds and thousands”, chocolate flakes and pink sprinkles.

I think he had topped himself.

[AtW]

Couple of grams of coke and a few tablets

Looks like you picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines?

[MarillionFan]

Couple of grams of coke and a few tablets

[SueEllen]

Our ice cream man is still driving around but you can't get a Mr Whippy.

[GhostofTarbera]

A 99 minus 30


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[BR14]

crushed nuts grandad??
no, son, arthritis.

[ladymuck]

No flake but I'll have strawberry sauce and sprinkles on mine, ta

[AtW]

A cone with two flakes for me and without any for MF - will say they just run out