If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,
TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never
mind immigration quotas
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
bilingual local government
forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
irresponsible reproductive behaviour
with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
understand."
Keep your British/Canadian identity strong. Fly your
national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim
school system.
Demand a local country driver license. This will
afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised,
illegal, presence in
Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore
local traffic laws.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
English to all its
Officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country,
inciting violence
against non-Brits, non-Canadians, non-Christians, and the
government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan ,
Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
country in the world except right here in the UK & Canada For
we are run by soft,
politically correct politicians, that are too scared
to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never
mind immigration quotas
visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide
free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
bilingual local government
forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
irresponsible reproductive behaviour
with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
understand."
Keep your British/Canadian identity strong. Fly your
national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim
school system.
Demand a local country driver license. This will
afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised,
illegal, presence in
Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore
local traffic laws.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
English to all its
Officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country,
inciting violence
against non-Brits, non-Canadians, non-Christians, and the
government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan ,
Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
country in the world except right here in the UK & Canada For
we are run by soft,
politically correct politicians, that are too scared
to "offend" anyone.
If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .
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