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Previously on "Adventure of a Life-time"

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  • lilelvis2000
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    There are no traffic laws in Pakistan and you are not required to have insurance. You can easily obtain a drivers licence by bribery.

    As for the rest you'd either be beaten up or offered permanent residency..ala George.
    http://www.geo.tv/important_events/gkp/p1.html

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  • _V_
    replied
    Actually, I did all that and it works.

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  • pickle
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    sccoterscot you are a sad w4nker and I claim my 5 pound food stamp.

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  • el duder
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    Originally posted by scooterscot
    Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
    MAte. You wont be just dead, youll be lying in the road with your head cut off and firmly placed on your dead body.

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  • scooterscot
    started a topic Adventure of a Life-time

    Adventure of a Life-time

    If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime,
    TRY THIS:



    Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never
    mind immigration quotas
    visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

    Once there, demand that the local government provide
    free medical care for
    you and your entire family.

    Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free
    bilingual local government
    forms, bulletins, etc.

    Procreate abundantly.

    Deflect any criticism of this allegedly
    irresponsible reproductive behaviour
    with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't
    understand."

    Keep your British/Canadian identity strong. Fly your
    national flag from your
    rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window,
    or on your car bumper.
    Speak only English at home and in public, and insist
    that your children do
    likewise.

    Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim
    school system.

    Demand a local country driver license. This will
    afford other legal rights
    and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised,
    illegal, presence in
    Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .

    Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore
    local traffic laws.

    Insist that local country law enforcement teaches
    English to all its
    Officers.

    Organise protest marches against your host country,
    inciting violence
    against non-Brits, non-Canadians, non-Christians, and the
    government that let you in.

    Good luck! You'll soon be dead.

    Because it will never happen in Pakistan ,
    Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
    country in the world except right here in the UK & Canada For
    we are run by soft,
    politically correct politicians, that are too scared
    to "offend" anyone.

    If you agree, pass it on.

    If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
    Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq .

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