Worn garments

[Gibbon]

It seems that for every 100 requests a boy makes, roughly 98 are ignored. 1 angry response. 1 good response.

Those caught do need to be chemically castrated for a few years.

That was my tactic in nightclubs (remember those!) I did get 1 good response and ended up marrying her, no need then for the chemical castration!

[vetran]

That was my tactic in nightclubs (remember those!) I did get 1 good response and ended up marrying her, no need then for the chemical castration!

As imortalised by Kevin Bloody Wilson NSFW!

Genius


Cut to the last verse!

So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few ****s as well

[fullyautomatix]

As imortalised by Kevin Bloody Wilson NSFW!

Genius


Cut to the last verse!

Some of his songs are hilarious! NSFW of course!