Shopped to the Covid Cops

[AtW]

They're not gonna nick you for it

No, but they already know where you live and they won't forget it.

[vwdan]

No, but they already know where you live and they won't forget it.

Ooh, scary. (And they will, anyway - do you know how few officers cover an area in the UK, nowadays. My nearest police station is 13 miles away)

[AtW]

Ooh, scary. (And they will - do you know how few officers cover an area in the UK, nowadays)

Just make sure you use disposable gloves using your door handle in the future, and definately no 5 o'clock tea for foreseeable future

HTH