The right to substitution thread

[clearedforlanding]

I just got a chicken instead of chestnut stuffing. Most of the booze didn't turn up, so I will be posting here less.

I also got Buxton's sparkling water instead of the stores own brand - I will be living the highlife.

Anyone got any interesting substitutions? Sending Boo to the office does not count.

[Fraidycat]

It was that time of the month last night, so Mrs FraidyCat let me have some backdoor action instead

[fullyautomatix]

It was that time of the month last night, so Mrs FraidyCat let me have some backdoor action instead

This must be DimPrawn’s sockie

[ladymuck]