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    #11
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Meanwhile watching my cat who appears to be competing for the title of "best imitator of a stuffed cat". Partly it's the fact she sleeps with her eyes open, but mainly it's that she sleeps on her back.
    The cat isn't sleeping.

    She waiting for you to die so she can have a good feed.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      The cat isn't sleeping.

      She waiting for you to die so she can have a good feed.

      Its the dog you should watch out for - Not safe if you are eating

      Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts. | National Geographic.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #13
        Pretty good. Friday started with meeting a few mates for a decent curry at a new place that has just opened in town after which we went to a local club and caught a couple of bands, namely 'Blood Sucking zombies From Outer Space' and 'Cycle Sluts From Hell.' This was rounded off with a couple of beers at a late night boozer round the corner.

        Saturday met up in town with a friend and sat out in the sun enjoying a coffee before going to the football and watching a scintillating game from the 2nd division, even though we drew there was a good sized crowd having a drink after the game. A reasonably quiet night was spent drinking Guinness and a couple of Polish vodkas. Taxi driver was a hoot playing selections of Afghanistan psychedelic music from the 60's.

        Sunday was quiet with just a walk to the park where we had a kickabout with some guys from Cameroon, damn fine footballers and stuffed us. Went to their local bar afterwards and had some African delicacies to tide me over until dropping in front of the TV for some evening viewing

        Or possibly none of the above...
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Its the dog you should watch out for - Not safe if you are eating

          Would Your Dog Eat You if You Died? Get the Facts. | National Geographic.
          Does it apply to squirrels? Asking for a friend.

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