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Swindon vaults for Gold deposits
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Negatives:
You may be required to visit Swindon.
Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.
Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.
Positives:
Thieves will be required to visit Swindon. -
Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostNegatives:
You may be required to visit Swindon.
Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.
Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.
Positives:
Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostTwo of your negatives are actually positives.
On the subject - it's clearly a CIA front of sorts as it's preposterous to even suggest that there is gold in Swindon that needs storing.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostTwo of your negatives are actually positives.Comment
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I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I think this is where Swindon men store their gold.
First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postmy teeth are my pension , innitFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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