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Swindon vaults for Gold deposits
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Negatives:
You may be required to visit Swindon.
Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.
Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.
Positives:
Thieves will be required to visit Swindon. -
Two of your negatives are actually positives.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostNegatives:
You may be required to visit Swindon.
Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.
Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.
Positives:
Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.Comment
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If you think about it then it becomes clear that what we call now negative could have easily be called positive when they started using them wordsOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostTwo of your negatives are actually positives.
On the subject - it's clearly a CIA front of sorts as it's preposterous to even suggest that there is gold in Swindon that needs storing.Comment
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That’s what they tell you when they lose your gold.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostTwo of your negatives are actually positives.Comment
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I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:



“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I think this is where Swindon men store their gold.
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Well, most people retire with no teeth, so makes sense.Originally posted by Andy2 View Postmy teeth are my pension , innitFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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