Swindon vaults for Gold deposits

[_V_]

my teeth are my pension , innit

Well, most people retire with no teeth, so makes sense.

[Andy2]

my teeth are my pension , innit

[_V_]

I think this is where Swindon men store their gold.

[darmstadt]

I believe that this is what is called a Swindon gold deposit box:

[AtW]

They play rough in Swindon to get their gold

[jamesbrown]

Two of your negatives are actually positives.

That’s what they tell you when they lose your gold.

[AtW]

Two of your negatives are actually positives.

If you think about it then it becomes clear that what we call now negative could have easily be called positive when they started using them words

On the subject - it's clearly a CIA front of sorts as it's preposterous to even suggest that there is gold in Swindon that needs storing.

[Old Greg]

Negatives:

You may be required to visit Swindon.

Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

Positives:

Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.

Two of your negatives are actually positives.

[jamesbrown]

Negatives:

You may be required to visit Swindon.

Their employees dress like extras from Mad Men.

Gold will be worthless, according to an official chart from scootie.

Positives:

Thieves will be required to visit Swindon.

[Old Greg]

Safety Deposit Box Swindon England

Anyone used them before? Positives / negatives?