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The usual scam is to scan for cheap donuts, claiming you didn't realise because you hadn't had to buy Kripsy Kremes before.
It's almost like ordering a pizza and a teenage girl turns up....The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Fillet potatoes and sirloin carrots. Delish.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt is quite a common scam that people weigh an expensive item on the self-service tills instead of scanning the barcode and select a cheap root vegetable.Comment
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It does seem like a decent AI video analysis might fix this.
You scan a carrot and then put a box of doughnuts on the tray it should prompt for a person to manually check (could be done remotely).
I don't know why they insist on the member of staff having to come to you to approve stuff most of this could be done by someone doing it remotely.Comment
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That would involve spending money.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt does seem like a decent AI video analysis might fix this.
You scan a carrot and then put a box of doughnuts on the tray it should prompt for a person to manually check (could be done remotely).
I don't know why they insist on the member of staff having to come to you to approve stuff most of this could be done by someone doing it remotely.
They just stick security tags on wine, steak and razors."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThat would involve spending money.
They just stick security tags on wine, steak and razors.
Be true but its a pretty obvious scam and it seems everyone is at it that must be costing a few quid.Comment
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it'sOriginally posted by vetran View PostBe true but its a pretty obvious scam and it seems everyone is at it that must be costing a few quid.Comment
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It could also be done by a member of staff on a till.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt does seem like a decent AI video analysis might fix this.
You scan a carrot and then put a box of doughnuts on the tray it should prompt for a person to manually check (could be done remotely).
I don't know why they insist on the member of staff having to come to you to approve stuff most of this could be done by someone doing it remotely.Comment
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You want to make sure you're roasting your spuds in the right one though...Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThat would explain whey he swapped goose grease for lube - something to do with VAT.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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And at the right point in the supply chain.Originally posted by Mordac View PostYou want to make sure you're roasting your spuds in the right one though...Comment
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