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Chewed up and Spat Out..

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    #51
    All women ahould be fitted with a flashing light on their heads. If they fancy you it flashes.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #52
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      All women ahould be fitted with a flashing light on their heads. If they fancy you it flashes.
      They do have an indicator, it's stashed in their drawers!




      IGMC
      The vegetarian option.

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        #53
        Originally posted by wobbegong
        They do have an indicator, it's stashed in their drawers!




        IGMC

        Ah, that's why they never indicate at roundabouts!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #54
          Why put so much effort into securing that long term relationship? It will happen when it happens - You never know you might have already met her and taken it no further.

          The way I look it it, if you were a lion waiting for a wildebeest (sp?) to come along for your next meal, would you hold out for the one which you knew would be hard to catch, but being young and fit would probably taste the best? No you would do the first rotten old cow which came your way - and then wipe your knob on the curtains before leaving! Oh that last bit isn't about lions!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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