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Oil or Powder?
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Pussy Rub, wasn't she in Goldfinger, or is that Fishfinger?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Powder for the bum and oil for the happy ending."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It was a posh looking place on a street just off one of the main streets in the centre of Bangkok (the streets themselves were full of places with names like pussy-palace). An escalator led upstairs (no henchmen or seediness encountered) to a large room circled by a large glass screen separating you from maybe 50 girls in rooms on the other side of the glass. I think the girls wore numbers, and I vaguely recall some kind of 'menu' and perhaps a reference to what you got up to beyond that on the menu was between you and the girl. I found it quite embarrassing and didn't want to catch any lurgies, so I just had a quick gander and left. At some point in the day I had also been waylaid in the street by a monk who explained what bad places the massage parlours were, but there were some proper places to get a massage which were better. I don't recall what he said now, but he was pleasant enough and I didn't give him any money.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSimilar to Amsterdam?
Is Amsterdam like that? (I've seen the single paned glass fronts).Comment
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It may have changed since I was last there (10+ years ago) but there are some streets with girls in the windows. If you like a girl you knock on the door and negotiate.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIt was a posh looking place on a street just off one of the main streets in the centre of Bangkok (the streets themselves were full of places with names like pussy-palace). An escalator led upstairs (no henchmen or seediness encountered) to a large room circled by a large glass screen separating you from maybe 50 girls in rooms on the other side of the glass. I think the girls wore numbers, and I vaguely recall some kind of 'menu' and perhaps a reference to what you got up to beyond that on the menu was between you and the girl. I found it quite embarrassing and didn't want to catch any lurgies, so I just had a quick gander and left. At some point in the day I had also been waylaid in the street by a monk who explained what bad places the massage parlours were, but there were some proper places to get a massage which were better. I don't recall what he said now, but he was pleasant enough and I didn't give him any money.
Is Amsterdam like that? (I've seen the single paned glass fronts).
My favourite was the banana club though - the girls dance naked and you offer them tips of paper money. These are "snatched" from your hand(if you get my drift).Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIt was a posh looking place on a street just off one of the main streets in the centre of Bangkok (the streets themselves were full of places with names like pussy-palace). An escalator led upstairs (no henchmen or seediness encountered) to a large room circled by a large glass screen separating you from maybe 50 girls in rooms on the other side of the glass. I think the girls wore numbers, and I vaguely recall some kind of 'menu' and perhaps a reference to what you got up to beyond that on the menu was between you and the girl. I found it quite embarrassing and didn't want to catch any lurgies, so I just had a quick gander and left. At some point in the day I had also been waylaid in the street by a monk who explained what bad places the massage parlours were, but there were some proper places to get a massage which were better. I don't recall what he said now, but he was pleasant enough and I didn't give him any money.
Is Amsterdam like that? (I've seen the single paned glass fronts).
Bangkok is hilarious like that - when we were there last year, the girls would try to accost my dad and my brother despite them being with us
We were lucky though, the road to our hotel had lots of massage places that were genuine (or seemed to be!).
The place we stayed in Ko Samui had it's own spa and they did an aloe vera aftersun massage which was the equivalent of about £5 - perfect after a day on the beach
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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They did not offer the powder option then.....Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBangkok is hilarious like that - when we were there last year, the girls would try to accost my dad and my brother despite them being with us
We were lucky though, the road to our hotel had lots of massage places that were genuine (or seemed to be!).
The place we stayed in Ko Samui had it's own spa and they did an aloe vera aftersun massage which was the equivalent of about £5 - perfect after a day on the beach
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThey did not offer the powder option then.....
Nope, they didn't...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I am still not sure what the oil or powder options are all about?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.htmlOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI am still not sure what the oil or powder options are all about?Comment
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