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Oil or Powder?
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Umm, a prehensile snatchOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy favourite was the banana club though - the girls dance naked and you offer them tips of paper money. These are "snatched" from your hand(if you get my drift).
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Neither of those links explains anything.
Surely the powder is just going to mix with sweat and end up as a smeary paste?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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There is only a sprinkling of powder - just enough to reduce friction between hand and skin. Obviously oil better - but most men dont want to hang round and shower afterwards - they just want to leave before the reality sinks in!Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostNeither of those links explains anything.
Surely the powder is just going to mix with sweat and end up as a smeary paste?
So I am told.....Comment
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This thead started with a perfectly decent question - and now this silliness.
I simply mentioned that I enjoyed reading such posts - I certainly did not expect some kind of Spannish inquisition.
Why doesnt the Government do something ?Comment
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What would you have the government do?Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostThis thead started with a perfectly decent question - and now this silliness.
I simply mentioned that I enjoyed reading such posts - I certainly did not expect some kind of Spannish inquisition.
Why doesnt the Government do something ?Comment
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1/ legislateOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat would you have the government do?
2/ give free portions of powder to pensioners in the next budget
3/ mass mailing to all households explaining the choicesComment
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4. new taxes?Originally posted by DS23 View Post1/ legislate
2/ give free portions of powder to pensioners in the next budget
3/ mass mailing to all households explaining the choicesComment
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