Reply to: Oil or Powder?

[DS23]

inevitably. someone's got to pay for it.

[BrilloPad]

1/ legislate

2/ give free portions of powder to pensioners in the next budget

3/ mass mailing to all households explaining the choices

4. new taxes?

[DS23]

What would you have the government do?

1/ legislate

2/ give free portions of powder to pensioners in the next budget

3/ mass mailing to all households explaining the choices

[BrilloPad]

This thead started with a perfectly decent question - and now this silliness.

I simply mentioned that I enjoyed reading such posts - I certainly did not expect some kind of Spannish inquisition.

Why doesnt the Government do something ?

What would you have the government do?

[AlfredJPruffock]

This thead started with a perfectly decent question - and now this silliness.

I simply mentioned that I enjoyed reading such posts - I certainly did not expect some kind of Spannish inquisition.

Why doesnt the Government do something ?

[BrilloPad]

Neither of those links explains anything.

Surely the powder is just going to mix with sweat and end up as a smeary paste?

There is only a sprinkling of powder - just enough to reduce friction between hand and skin. Obviously oil better - but most men dont want to hang round and shower afterwards - they just want to leave before the reality sinks in!

So I am told.....

[The Lone Gunman]

Neither of those links explains anything.

Surely the powder is just going to mix with sweat and end up as a smeary paste?

[TimberWolf]

My favourite was the banana club though - the girls dance naked and you offer them tips of paper money. These are "snatched" from your hand(if you get my drift).

Umm, a prehensile snatch

[BrilloPad]

I am still not sure what the oil or powder options are all about?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html

[BrilloPad]

I am still not sure what the oil or powder options are all about?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.html

[The Lone Gunman]

I am still not sure what the oil or powder options are all about?

[cailin maith]

They did not offer the powder option then.....

Nope, they didn't...

[BrilloPad]

Bangkok is hilarious like that - when we were there last year, the girls would try to accost my dad and my brother despite them being with us
We were lucky though, the road to our hotel had lots of massage places that were genuine (or seemed to be!).

The place we stayed in Ko Samui had it's own spa and they did an aloe vera aftersun massage which was the equivalent of about £5 - perfect after a day on the beach

They did not offer the powder option then.....

[cailin maith]

It was a posh looking place on a street just off one of the main streets in the centre of Bangkok (the streets themselves were full of places with names like pussy-palace). An escalator led upstairs (no henchmen or seediness encountered) to a large room circled by a large glass screen separating you from maybe 50 girls in rooms on the other side of the glass. I think the girls wore numbers, and I vaguely recall some kind of 'menu' and perhaps a reference to what you got up to beyond that on the menu was between you and the girl. I found it quite embarrassing and didn't want to catch any lurgies, so I just had a quick gander and left. At some point in the day I had also been waylaid in the street by a monk who explained what bad places the massage parlours were, but there were some proper places to get a massage which were better. I don't recall what he said now, but he was pleasant enough and I didn't give him any money.

Is Amsterdam like that? (I've seen the single paned glass fronts).

Bangkok is hilarious like that - when we were there last year, the girls would try to accost my dad and my brother despite them being with us
We were lucky though, the road to our hotel had lots of massage places that were genuine (or seemed to be!).

The place we stayed in Ko Samui had it's own spa and they did an aloe vera aftersun massage which was the equivalent of about £5 - perfect after a day on the beach

[BrilloPad]

It was a posh looking place on a street just off one of the main streets in the centre of Bangkok (the streets themselves were full of places with names like pussy-palace). An escalator led upstairs (no henchmen or seediness encountered) to a large room circled by a large glass screen separating you from maybe 50 girls in rooms on the other side of the glass. I think the girls wore numbers, and I vaguely recall some kind of 'menu' and perhaps a reference to what you got up to beyond that on the menu was between you and the girl. I found it quite embarrassing and didn't want to catch any lurgies, so I just had a quick gander and left. At some point in the day I had also been waylaid in the street by a monk who explained what bad places the massage parlours were, but there were some proper places to get a massage which were better. I don't recall what he said now, but he was pleasant enough and I didn't give him any money.

Is Amsterdam like that? (I've seen the single paned glass fronts).

It may have changed since I was last there (10+ years ago) but there are some streets with girls in the windows. If you like a girl you knock on the door and negotiate.

My favourite was the banana club though - the girls dance naked and you offer them tips of paper money. These are "snatched" from your hand(if you get my drift).