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    #51
    I would say that this thread qualifies for filing under "Light Relief".

    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #52
      Originally posted by snaw View Post
      Much worse.

      Look up the dirty sanchez, or the even better the angry dragon (Plus felching is always good for a laugh).
      Eric Bristow.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #53
        Arabic translator
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #54
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          Much worse.

          Look up the dirty sanchez, or the even better the angry dragon (Plus felching is always good for a laugh).
          No chance....

          you lot are perverts...
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #55
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            Eric Bristow.
            Or is it a Dirty Bristowe?

            Can't remember now I'm married...
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #56
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              No chance....

              you lot are perverts...
              Hey, you're the one going a bit mental with the paddle ...
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #57
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Hey, you're the one going a bit mental with the paddle ...
                It's the only way I have to disclipline ye
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #58
                  I think Brillo has been ripped off. He's gone looking for a 'massage parlour' and ended up finding a real one. Quite a posh one too (or oriental) by the sounds of it.

                  Did they at least use crude oil? IGMC

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    I think Brillo has been ripped off. He's gone looking for a 'massage parlour' and ended up finding a real one. Quite a posh one too (or oriental) by the sounds of it.

                    Did they at least use crude oil? IGMC
                    reminds me of a friend who went to a massage parlour in Thailand looking for a massage - he just could not get them to understand he did not want s*x.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      reminds me of a friend who went to a massage parlour in Thailand looking for a massage - he just could not get them to understand he did not want s*x.
                      I went into one of those when I stopped over in Bankok on the way to OZ. A bunch of women behind a glass screen and you pick out the one(s) you want and the service (pussy rub being one?). I was just window shopping though.

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