Humph!

[freakydancer]

You dont really have to flash the cash - just be funny. And very confident.

That's me sorted then........I'm a f**king blast!!

Plus I'll have a couple of good geordie wing men with me to translate if needed, although "any chance?" is pretty much universal!

[el duder]

but I do know that lasses in Newcastle go out every night with the explicit intention of getting a shag.

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

[freakydancer]

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

I'll let you know mate

[SallyAnne]

I think that says it all though doesnt it?

Basically they all have about 10 kids, are on the dole and ar ebasically slappers.

Not my scene at all.

Why do you associate lasses who like sex with that description?!!!

If you blokes down there still have that 18th century view of women, then no wonder all your "down south" lasses ar a bunch of tight arse prudes.

I'm proud to come from a place where no one judges you - we're all too busy getting mortal and shagging to care

[Numptycorner]

El duder wants a dirty version of Susie Dent

[SallyAnne]

El duder wants a dirty version of Suzy Dent

[Churchill]

That seems to have cheered you up.

[SallyAnne]

That seems to have cheered you up.

Nah, you cheered me up. That just made me giggle.