Humph!

[el duder]

6 months? Ah you poor thing.

Good luck tomorrow honey, and btw, you REALLY need to get yourself a weekend in Newcastle lad!!!

I think its all about where you live? Do you think southerners get less than northerners?

I really do think southern girls are uptight and hardwork.

Now come on i told you mine you tell me yours....

[SallyAnne]

I think its all about where you live? Do you think southerners get less than northerners?

I really do think southern girls are uptight and hardwork.

Now come on i told you mine you tell me yours....

Well that was never going to happen was it?

I dont know about the north/south divide on sex....but I do know that lasses in Newcastle go out every night with the explicit intention of getting a shag. Obviously some pubs have girls with higher standards than others but in general if you cant get a shag in geordieland then you'd have to end it all.

[freakydancer]

Well that was never going to happen was it?

I dont know about the north/south divide on sex....but I do know that lasses in Newcastle go out every night with the explicit intention of getting a shag. Obviously some pubs have girls with higher standards than others but in general if you cant get a shag in geordieland then you'd have to end it all.

...and I'm up there for 3 nights from next Friday.

Get in.

Sally - best bar to pick up chicks who know they ain't ever gonna see you again but really don't five a ****????

[Churchill]

...and I'm up there for 3 nights from next Friday.

Get in.

Sally - best bar to pick up chicks who know they ain't ever gonna see you again but really don't five a ****????

Surely you want them to give a ****...

[freakydancer]

Surely you want them to give a ****...

A nosh would suffice.

[Churchill]

A nosh would suffice.

Careful mate, some of 'em still have their own teeth!

[freakydancer]

Careful mate, some of 'em still have their own teeth!

Ok - a t*t w**k then....

[SallyAnne]

...and I'm up there for 3 nights from next Friday.

Get in.

Sally - best bar to pick up chicks who know they ain't ever gonna see you again but really don't five a ****????

Its not about pubs really, its about areas.

Big Market - a cliche, but still a 100% gaurenteed shag.
Quayside - an 80% shag rate, but much fitter lasses (plus a load of hen nights).
Posh new bottom end of town (perdu/apartment/attic/@home) - 40% shag rate, but the lasses are propper stunners and all worthy of landing a footballer.
Top end of town - a mix of milfs, couples, and civilised's. Dont go there.
Jesmond - students. Same all over the country.

So basically I'd advise you start off down the Quayside, and if you have no luck, head to the Bigg Market.

Best pulling clubs are Baha and The Boat. Sea is full of ponses, Julies is only for Black men and women who want to pull them, Top end clubs are for chavs.

You'll have a blast!!

[freakydancer]

Its not about pubs really, its about areas.

Big Market - a cliche, but still a 100% gaurenteed shag.
Quayside - an 80% shag rate, but much fitter lasses (plus a load of hen nights).
Posh new bottom end of town (perdu/apartment/attic/@home) - 40% shag rate, but the lasses are propper stunners and all worthy of landing a footballer.
Top end of town - a mix of milfs, couples, and civilised's. Dont go there.
Jesmond - students. Same all over the country.

So basically I'd advise you start off down the Quayside, and if you have no luck, head to the Bigg Market.

Best pulling clubs are Baha and The Boat. Sea is full of ponses, Julies is only for Black men and women who want to pull them, Top end clubs are for chavs.

You'll have a blast!!

I've been to the Bigg Market and pulled plenty of ropey old birds down there - Quayside sounds best.....bit of the old cockney patter and flash the cash - quids in!!!

[SallyAnne]

I've been to the Bigg Market and pulled plenty of ropey old birds down there - Quayside sounds best.....bit of the old cockney patter and flash the cash - quids in!!!

You dont really have to flash the cash - just be funny. And very confident.