Humph!

[Francko]

Yeah of course thats why im sat here after 4 months on my current contract after another extension.



for the record my current contract is good. the people are good, the projects are good. its all good.

That's because you are depressed now and not being your full self.

[el duder]

That's because you are depressed now and not being your full self.

Thats kinda funny, but also very very true.



How weird is that. When i was on top form and positive and happy every day, my contracts all seemed to go tits up cause i didnt get on with people.

Now i am depressed and not being myself, my contracts seem to go really well, and i keep getting renewals.

Figures?

[SandyDown]

Hey Sally - I just PMed you

[el duder]

Hey Sally - I just PMed you

Was it about me?

[Buffoon]

Pretty nervous on this one. She isnt posh, but she seems to have expensive taste.

Its really hit or miss. But i do get pretty nervous. She is about 5ft 10in, she is slim, brunette hair, and is also a contractor. She also speaks french.

Wish me luck.

Ah, this will explain the questions about hookers!

[SandyDown]

Was it about me?

NO - stop hijacking SA's thread - its all about SA today, she needs the support, you have had your share of attention. Not sure who is worse you or AtW

[el duder]

NO - stop hijacking SA's thread - its all about SA today, she needs the support, you have had your share of attention. Not sure who is worse you or AtW

Ok Mum.

Sorry SA. Can i make it better by offering you a date with the infamous El Duder?

Ill promise to **** you gently to sleep.

[SallyAnne]

NO - stop hijacking SA's thread - its all about SA today, she needs the support, you have had your share of attention. Not sure who is worse you or AtW

Actually he's taking my mind off things. I like knowing whats going on with our Duder. We might get a wedding do out of this one day!!

[SallyAnne]

Ok Mum.

Sorry SA. Can i make it better by offering you a date with the infamous El Duder?

Ill promise to **** you gently to sleep.

Erm no thanks hon - I'm not into the young'uns.

Tubby and funny, and at least 35 for me.

Good luck for tonight though - dont act wierd, and definately try for a snog.

[el duder]

Erm no thanks hon - I'm not into the young'uns.

Tubby and funny, and at least 35 for me.

Good luck for tonight though - dont act wierd, and definately try for a snog.

How about half way though drinks, i jump up on the table drop my pants and start slapping my cock on the young ladies forehead, jumping up and down shouting yeah yeah YEAH im the king of the world?