From Germany! Obviously Adoph's plan B.
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Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery
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That's why I copy the stories when I start threads - but it means you miss the interesting picturesOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostYeah I was trying to figure out how crayfish would overrun a cemetary too. Glad it's not just me.
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Isn't Belgium mostly underwater anyway? If not, it bloody should be!Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostHuh? I thought crayfish lived underwater.
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The Belgians, depends how hungry you are but I suppose you have to eat them with mayo rather than ketchupOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostAre they edible?
If so is humans have to do our thing and eat them into extinction.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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It's the Wail, of course it makes no sense! Can't believe you people are trying to attach logic to a Wail headline.First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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True. It's one of the definitions of madness, I believeOriginally posted by _V_ View PostIt's the Wail, of course it makes no sense! Can't believe you people are trying to attach logic to a Wail headline.Comment
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