Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery

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ladymuck replied

28 October 2020, 21:23
Originally posted by _V_ View Post

It's the Wail, of course it makes no sense! Can't believe you people are trying to attach logic to a Wail headline.

True. It's one of the definitions of madness, I believe
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_V_ replied

28 October 2020, 20:40
It's the Wail, of course it makes no sense! Can't believe you people are trying to attach logic to a Wail headline.
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SimonMac replied

28 October 2020, 09:43
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Are they edible?

If so is humans have to do our thing and eat them into extinction.

The Belgians, depends how hungry you are but I suppose you have to eat them with mayo rather than ketchup
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Zigenare replied

28 October 2020, 09:30
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Huh? I thought crayfish lived underwater.

Isn't Belgium mostly underwater anyway? If not, it bloody should be!
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SueEllen replied

27 October 2020, 15:35
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Yeah I was trying to figure out how crayfish would overrun a cemetary too. Glad it's not just me.

I refuse to click the link and find out the Fail's interpretation of events.

That's why I copy the stories when I start threads - but it means you miss the interesting pictures
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xoggoth replied

27 October 2020, 14:22
From Germany! Obviously Adoph's plan B.
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ladymuck replied

27 October 2020, 13:57
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Huh? I thought crayfish lived underwater.

Yeah I was trying to figure out how crayfish would overrun a cemetary too. Glad it's not just me.

I refuse to click the link and find out the Fail's interpretation of events.
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OwlHoot replied

27 October 2020, 12:56
Huh? I thought crayfish lived underwater.
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RasputinDude replied

27 October 2020, 09:07
If I had the opportunity to write the headline “Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery” for a national newspaper, I would die a happy man.
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Zigenare replied

27 October 2020, 08:29
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Are they edible?

If so is humans have to do our thing and eat them into extinction.

What do you think the crayfish may have been eating?
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AtW replied

26 October 2020, 19:43
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Why am I not surprised you're a wail reader.

vetrans sockie innit
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scooterscot replied

26 October 2020, 19:41
Originally posted by _V_ View Post

Self-cloning mutant crayfish are invading a Belgian cemetery | Daily Mail Online

Headline of the day?

Why am I not surprised you're a wail reader.
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AtW replied

26 October 2020, 19:32
Sounds like they are eating humans first, dead ones for now
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SueEllen replied

26 October 2020, 19:28
Are they edible?

If so is humans have to do our thing and eat them into extinction.
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AtW replied

26 October 2020, 18:44
? ☠️
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