Maybe bye bye Dido

[edison]

She has outsourced it to a private contractor who charges by 10 minute increments and has had no experience in dildo usage

Now that's niche!

Given the rise in sex toys that can be connected to the internet, maybe this is a growing niche that we need to look into? I wonder what certifications are available?

[darmstadt]

Now that's niche!

Although looking at the private contractors currently used by the government, they'll probably find the wrong niche...

[SimonMac]

Given the rise in sex toys that can be connected to the internet, maybe this is a growing niche that we need to look into? I wonder what certifications are available?

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[edison]

Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys | Pen Test Partners

Screwdriving - that term is a new one for me - thanks!

IIRC there was a recent story about a Chinese company that made male chastity devices that had security flaws potentially making them easily compromised.

[quackhandle]

Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


My money is on Brexit Minister.

qh

[SueEllen]

Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


My money is on Brexit Minister.

qh

That's fecked up already so she will be great at the job.

[AtW]

Dido is taking one for the team like a pro - she’ll go far

[dsc]

Feel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7? What the actual feck?!

[AtW]

Feel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7?!

That’s the way it looks like, will probably involve some money that can be claimed for 7 days, so half the amount that would be needed to pay for 14

[SueEllen]

That’s the way it looks like, will probably involve some money that can be claimed for 7 days, so half the amount that would be needed to pay for 14

You don't get the money if the app tells you to isolate apparently....