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    #11
    2 x TFT's, laptop. keyboard, IP phone, 2 phots of my kids, notebooks, PPE equipment next to desk, gym bag. and that it !
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #12
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      2 x TFT's, laptop. keyboard, IP phone, 2 phots of my kids, notebooks, PPE equipment next to desk, gym bag. and that it !
      Are the pictures of your kids there to stop you from going home early?

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        #13
        Pictures of kids on the desk is def a look what I can produce, behold I am a fertility machine type thing. The worst is though when they bring in their newborns grrr, no it looks like Phil Mitchel!!!!!!!!!!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          I have a picture of Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Hugh Grant. What does that say about me????
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan
            I have a picture of Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Hugh Grant. What does that say about me????
            Your a repressed homosexual?

            See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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              #16
              http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6149324.stm
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Specs scattered roughly about (and if they get "cleaned" again so I can't find anything in the morning I will get violent). 2x LCD monitors. Notepad, pen, coffee, mobile and iPod.
                Listen to my last album on Spotify

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                  #18
                  I have an old map of the world on the wall opposite me, its covered in pink ...the MoD never changes

                  Oddly next to it theres a giant poster of are rather blocky Lara Croft from PC Format 1997 and an AV CD selotaped to the ceiling
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    My passport, a cheque I haven't had time to pay in, an unpaid bill, some bright green postit notes, a Mac mini, a Thinkpad, 2 TFT screens, a BT Paragon 500 phone, a calculator with big buttons, a 1U rack server that has escaped from its rack, and a plastic ladybird toy that pokes its tongue out when you squeeze it.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #20
                      9mm automatic, handcuffs, flail, nunchucks, a mountain of columbian marching powder, a whip, a few snuff films and a picture of Charles Manson.
                      Call the cops

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