Couple of smeared bogies on the PC, some mouldy cheese stuck in the keyboard and a Sanitiser Wipe sachet (which I suppose I should use now).
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Originally posted by sasguruMy desk is empty and polished. I stare at my reflection it all day
And spend the night wiping off the vomit
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2 monitors, customer lap top, printer, scanner, MP3 player, 2 cds , some E45 creame, 2 mice , 1 keyboard, KVM, stapler, picture my youngest bought home from nursery for me, mouse mat, some post to be opened, olf tin full of pens / pencils, digital camera and case, broken camera. digital camera USB cable, empty mug, empty plate (formerly with bacon sandwich on)
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why do many people here have 2 monitors. Is it a status symbol?
surely one is more than enough for me.Comment
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Three monitors, all linked to the same PC - can't work and not have porn on one monitor now can we?
7 hard drives and Weibtech combo dock to connect them up when needed.
Pile of specs, bills and things to look at on a rainy day.
Laserjet printer, little dell machine running linux as host and OSX virtual machine. VM into this one so no monitor or keyboard attached.
5 empty cans of Bud.
One empty wine glass.
Box of tissues
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