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Not me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...Originally posted by vetran View Postooh looks like I hit a nerve.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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My advice to you, dear, if you want vetran to be a bit more adventurous is to drug him, tie him up and give him a good thrashing first. But make sure you get cash up front. The old man learned that the hard way.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostNot me, I'm not the one with feelings of inadequacy and is sexually inhibited...Comment
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Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhich bits go back years?
If I did one fully original I would probably get banned.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!Originally posted by Mordac View PostSeriously mate, there's no danger of that...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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With f**k-all between them?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI got banned for showing a picture of 2 ears!
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Portrait of vetran...Originally posted by Mordac View PostWith f**k-all between them?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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