Ideal Man!!

[DaveB]

That would be me then.

Somebody said to me "if that belly was on a woman, she would be pregnant" I said "it has been and she is".

Come on TLG, quoting Jim Davidson is a bit low, even for CUK

[el duder]

David Boreanaz - I've touched him

Me and my mate went to an Angel/Buffy convention in Brighton a couple of years ago. He's a very very nice looking man, but what a prima donna.

Give me tubby and funny any day!

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

[EternalOptimist]

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

I asked my wife how it was for her

'It was like the wardrobe falling on me with the key sticking out'

[bogeyman]

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

You have researched this extensively I suppose.

[Lucifer Box]

Tubby men have small dicks. Acorn dicks.

True.

[Numptycorner]

from small acorns large oaks grow