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Unlikely to be one of us, 'Adrian' has a wife...Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
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He's an IT analyst
What his wife wanted

What he thought she wanted.
Last edited by Paddy; 7 September 2020, 16:17."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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As my mother in law pointed out when she saw this story yesterday if Mrs Eek had seen it she probably would have bought it herself - we have a 5ft tall ice cream cone in the back garden that she bought back in 2014....Originally posted by ladymuck View Postmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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A proper contractor would have put the missus on the books and loaned her the dinosaur via a Dutch Antilles film industry investment vehicle.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostComment
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At the very least it would have gone through the company as a marketing expense.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostA proper contractor would have put the missus on the books and loaned her the dinosaur via a Dutch Antilles film industry investment vehicle.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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He got plenty of 'marketing', probably not the sort he was looking for though...Originally posted by eek View PostAt the very least it would have gone through the company as a marketing expense.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Postto surprise wifeJob's a good 'un.even after the initial shock she continued to screamComment
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Sounds like someone else with a 5ft high scream.
Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.Comment
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