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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Just one of many companies promoting below the waist grooming. I prefer to use wax strips, try them; it does not hurt.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
No No No Barmy!
I'm not wearing the Black riding boots for you!
I'm Not wearing the Jodhpurs for you!
I'm not manscaping for you!
This obsession is getting a bit scary!Comment
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Too right. You're doing it for yourself.Originally posted by vetran View PostNo No No Barmy!
I'm not wearing the Black riding boots for you!
I'm Not wearing the Jodhpurs for you!
I'm not manscaping for you!
This obsession is getting a bit scary!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostToo right. You're doing it for yourself.
Is that what you tell NLUK to get him ready for Barmy?
I can't wear the jodhpurs with my hips!Comment
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The old man is always ready for Barmy. Easy access front and back velcro in his lederhosen.Originally posted by vetran View PostIs that what you tell NLUK to get him ready for Barmy?
I can't wear the jodhpurs with my hips!Comment
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