Locusts

[vetran]

I like eating bugs. They were first introduced to me by a Thai prostitute with oddly big ears. The evening was spoiled by my friend calculating the average distance her head had bobbed backwards and forwards per year (Had I been her customer it would have been a bad year) - anyhow I digress.

Back on track - bugs are the future & very tasty. Avoid the tourist crap like scorpions & stuff like bamboo grubs are great.

So you are saying you can't go the distance? Mr short fuse ? 1, 2 ooops?