We've reached peak house prices

[DimPrawn]

As there is no skill in the prise draw this will be deemed as an illegal lottery in the UK

BTW. The owners look a right pretentious bunch of ....

I bet she drives a white Range Rover Evoque paid for on a monthly lease and he drives an Audi on the same....

[Paddy]

AFAICT, it's laughably easy to workaround this.

Spot the squirrel competition.

BTW, just had a close look at the photos; the fitting are poor quality. Similar properties but with more land have gone for £700k.

[DimPrawn]

Hide the squirrel competition.

FTFY

[mjcp]

I bet she drives a white Range Rover Evoque paid for on a monthly lease and he drives an Audi on the same....

He "renovates driveways" and "he lives at a separate property"... could be a driver of a Tipper transit?

[PCTNN]

A neighbour of ours has just put his house on the market. After three years there he's selling because his wife has lost her job and they depend on two incomes to pay the mortgage, despite having a third child to look after.

The asking price is just under 30% more than what they paid.

I just don't understand who they expect to buy it?

Friend of mine bought a house in london area 3 years ago. Renovated the whole thing: ripped the carpet and put laminate flooring (ok laminate is utter sh1te but still an upgrade from carpet), installed new boiler/smart heating system, redid the deck and back garden.

Managed to sell the house by a miracle and way below asking price (asking price was 15% more than what he paid). Taking into accounts selling price and renovation costs, I don't think he broke even.

London is finished.

[Ploptimus]

I didn't realise a few things. 6 bottles on a shelf is a secret bar and a small house oop north can be "worth" over a £1m !!!

It looks like an alcoholic’s bathroom rather than a bar.

[vetran]

FTFY

Anything to ensure he escapes living over the Kebab house!

[vetran]

He "renovates driveways" and "he lives at a separate property"... could be a driver of a Tipper transit?

Caravan?

[AtW]

Friend of mine bought a house in london area 3 years ago. Renovated the whole thing: ripped the carpet and put laminate flooring (ok laminate is utter sh1te but still an upgrade from carpet), installed new boiler/smart heating system, redid the deck and back garden.

Managed to sell the house by a miracle and way below asking price (asking price was 15% more than what he paid). Taking into accounts selling price and renovation costs, I don't think he broke even.

London is finished.

At least he got half of it - the broke part

[SueEllen]

Caravan?

Racist!