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Nostalgia not what it used to be
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Was using the new one on a z15 last week. We actually wrote an interface into the HMC so you didn't need to use the IBM web GUI as it was too complex for what we were doing. We just wanted to change memory and amount and type of processors quickly.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Ah but doubtless you would have made a diagonal line across the top of the stack with a felt pen, so they'd be easy to sort!Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
The absolute joy when the rubber band holding the card deck together finally rots & they cascade all over the floor.
I remember a batch compiler system, where you would feed a Cobol program into the card reader for overnight compilation and check the results the next morning, only to find you had omitted a full stop somewhere and the compile had failed!
I heard of someone who spent hours and hours trying to debug a Cobol program by poring over printouts, baffled at how it could possibly fail, until eventually they twigged that one full stop was a small blemish in the paper and wasn't actually in the program!
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We had a nice lady at Ferranti who was very adept at sorting punch cards with a knitting needle.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAh but doubtless you would have made a diagonal line across the top of the stack with a felt pen, so they'd be easy to sort!
I remember a batch compiler system, where you would feed a Cobol program into the card reader for overnight compilation and check the results the next morning, only to find you had omitted a full stop somewhere and the compile had failed!
I heard of someone who spent hours and hours trying to debug a Cobol program by poring over printouts, baffled at how it could possibly fail, until eventually they twigged that one full stop was a small blemish in the paper and wasn't actually in the program!
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The card deck would have been SQCMed to put line numbers from 73 to 80 if it was source code or PGS (program image).Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostAh but doubtless you would have made a diagonal line across the top of the stack with a felt pen, so they'd be easy to sort!
But it was still a pain in the arse.
Mostly quicker to repunch it.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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I was at IBM Hursley Park working on OS/2 for a while. The IBM version, obvs!Originally posted by vetran View PostYou are still using a strain of OS/2 today if you use modern windows.
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First time I saw OS/2 it was obviously the future, OS/3 which was based on an illicit night of passion with VMS and became NT.
Thing that made the difference was NT 3.51 was much cheaper than OS/2 or Netware. One could have a server (normally a workstation with go faster stripes not a real sever that came later) that ran pretty well as a workstation for a few hundred quid. Combine that with M$ getting in bed with Dell & HP for drivers it was a no brainer. No hunting for the right premium card to run under OS/2 or Netware.Comment
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Ah, not playing with diodes any more then grandpa?Originally posted by BR14 View Postno.
i've kept up, which is why i'm working with the latest software and hardware.
and not that toytown windows/apple/android crap either.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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no son, - arthritis.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAh, not playing with diodes any more then grandpa?Comment
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Just back from the punching bureau, 1500 lines of your finest COBOL ordered sequentially on punched cards. Senior op goes to load it into card reader watched by said programmer, fake tumbles and the whole lot goes on the floor. Cue apoplectic developer fit, then twenty seconds later he wondered why we were all doubled up laughing.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostThe absolute joy when the rubber band holding the card deck together finally rots & they cascade all over the floor.
Sight unseen, just prior, the cards had been switched out for jumbled up old ones.
What wags we were.
p.s. I've not retired yet either. Learnt to code longhand on paper coding sheets, crossing zeroes and topping and tailing I's. One compile a day....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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