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Will we need masks for that?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain... -
He went for a nipple and got a kneecap instead...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHe's tired of eating old dried up prunes that's why.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Will it be in the bum or the arm?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Is there some way we can expose the insides of the body to fresh air and sunshine? Perhaps we might research inserting very bright lights and small fans into the body?Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostMy advice - keep your health and immune system in top notch - get plenty of fresh air and sunshine (to give you lots of vitamin d) a good 30 mins walk a day and fresh veg and fruit for vit c - oh and give a merry whistle !!!
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs there some way we can expose the insides of the body to fresh air and sunshine? Perhaps we might research inserting very bright lights and small fans into the body?
lets try on Trump!Comment
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