Smart toilet recommendations

[LondonManc]

Try assguru. He claims to be smart but is actually full of sh*t.

[Paddy]

Make sure you get one with the instructions translated in to English. I tried one which was all in the original Japanese and it gave me quite a surprise

I think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs

[GJABS]

By smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?

PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?

If it uses AI, it could tell you when it thinks you need to go perhaps?

[WTFH]

Get a Toto one. (had to find the photo from my room in the St Regis, Osaka)

[WTFH]

TOTO WASHLET GL: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen & Home

[ladymuck]

Just make sure you know what the three shells do

[BR14]

Just make sure you know what the three shells do

you just have to keep your thumbs out of the way

[Old Greg]

Does Alexa get access to the log files?

[darmstadt]

I think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs

But only if you don't have nipples...I think it was the next picture that got me, I shot across the bathroom when that happened, Frau D. just giggled...

[OwlHoot]

you just have to keep your thumbs balls out of the way

FTFY