Try assguru. He claims to be smart but is actually full of sh*t.
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I think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobsOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostMake sure you get one with the instructions translated in to English. I tried one which was all in the original Japanese and it gave me quite a surprise
"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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If it uses AI, it could tell you when it thinks you need to go perhaps?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBy smart you mean with real AI stuff so you can say "Alexa I need a crap" and it wipes your bum for you?
PS Apologies of this is a serious question but, if so, shouldn't it be in Technical?Comment
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Get a Toto one. (had to find the photo from my room in the St Regis, Osaka)
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you just have to keep your thumbs out of the wayOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostJust make sure you know what the three shells doComment
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But only if you don't have nipples...I think it was the next picture that got me, I shot across the bathroom when that happened, Frau D. just giggled...Originally posted by Paddy View PostI think the icons are easy to follow, this one shows you can also wash your boobs
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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