If I go for a run and don't post it on Facebook did I go for a run?

[DimPrawn]

Chinese journalists published the video but now it's mysteriously been taken down, and the journalists all 'went for a run' and died of heart attacks.

You won! Get over it!

[Old Greg]

You run! Get over it!

FTFY

[WTFH]

Greatly

I was "reported" two weeks ago apparently... Old bill haven't been around yet.

Well, let's hope you haven't picked up or spread the virus because you're too selfish to care about the NHS or your family and friends.

Your call.

[DimPrawn]

Greatly

I was "reported" two weeks ago apparently... Old bill haven't been around yet.

Can you please help me fill this form in?

Tell us about a possible breach of coronavirus (Covid-19) measures | Police.uk

[dx4100]

Well, let's hope you haven't picked up or spread the virus because you're too selfish to care about the NHS or your family and friends.

Your call.

Yeah I couldn't care less clearly

[dx4100]

Can you please help me fill this form in?

Tell us about a possible breach of coronavirus (Covid-19) measures | Police.uk

G - R - A - S - S

There you go

[WTFH]

Yeah I couldn't care less clearly

Thanks, that makes my wife seem so highly valued.

[dx4100]

Thanks, that makes my wife seem so highly valued.

I have only left my house in the last six weeks for the sole purpose of exercise where I come across no one and touch nothing. I pretty much only go out once (hopefully this helps you and your Mrs)... Every now and then, so I don't lose the plot, I have gone out twice (evil that I am).

How do you think I don't care about the NHS, my family, friends or your wife (who I am sure is lovely and very valuable to all of us) ?

I mean do you operate in a reality where we just all surrender commonsense for the word of Boris ?

I suggest you probably should go out a bit more yourself and find some inner peace. It will do you the world of good! and I won't tell on you I promise!

[DimPrawn]

I have only left my house in the last six weeks for the sole purpose of exercise where I come across no one and touch nothing. I pretty much only go out once (hopefully this helps you and your Mrs)... Every now and then, so I don't lose the plot, I have gone out twice (evil that I am).

How do you think I don't care about the NHS, my family, friends or your wife (who I am sure is lovely and very valuable to all of us) ?

I mean do you operate in a reality where we just all surrender commonsense for the word of Boris ?

I suggest you probably should go out a bit more yourself and find some inner peace. It will do you the world of good! and I won't tell on you I promise!

Excuses excuses. Hangings too good for you!

Bring back 'anging!

[WTFH]

I mean do you operate in a reality where we just all surrender commonsense for the word of Boris ?

Quite the opposite. Surrender Boris and take advice from people who are qualified to speak about health from a medical or scientific point of view.