Where did it all go wrong?

[sasguru]

Where did it go wrong for the UK on coronavirus? - CNN

[scooterscot]

The day your mamma pushed you out.

[DimPrawn]

Where did it all go wrong?

I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?

[Mordac]

The day your mamma pushed you out.

If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...

[DimPrawn]

If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...

They should have slapped her and not the baby at the point of delivery...

[Old Greg]

They should have slapped her and not the baby at the point of delivery...

[sasguru]

I thought this was going to be a post about your life so far?

You've got to like the British "everyone's a winner" education system.
It allows a poorly-educated, poorly-paid permie, divorced bloke from Swindon make a post like this without any intention of irony

[vetran]

If only she'd just farted, the world would be a happier place...

she had to follow through!

[darmstadt]

Now that didn't take too long to enact did it:

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson will announce on Sunday that all travellers coming to the UK will be quarantined for a fortnight, according to The Times.

“Passengers arriving at airports and ports including Britons returning from abroad, will have to self-isolate for 14 days,” the newspaper said, citing a government source.

Travellers from Ireland, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man will be exempt, as will lorry drivers bringing crucial supplies, the report added, saying that the measures would come into force in early June.

Authorities will carry out spot checks and hand out to fines of up to £1,000, or possibly deportation, for those found to be breaking the rules, The Times said.

It also said that travellers will have to provide an address, at which they can self-isolate, on arrival to the UK.

[elsergiovolador]

Citizens on a leash (app)

Foreigners in hiding

Small businesses ruined

Elderly die en masse

What else?