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    DIY in our Block FFS

    FFS, its enough to be stuck inside on such a fine day, why, oh why, does the guy upstairs have his power tools out

    The next thing will be the neighbours leaning out their windows, singing at the top of their lungs, accompanied by an acoustic guitar

    <Rant Over>
    The Chunt of Chunts.

    #2
    Do you have any Rammstein/Slayer tunes?
    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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      #3
      Originally posted by Scruff View Post
      Do you have any Rammstein/Slayer tunes?
      Unfortunately not, but one of my biggest current regrets in life is not owning a chainsaw
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        Get a Death Metal playlist from Spotify on and go for a walk...
        I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Unfortunately not, but one of my biggest current regrets in life is not owning a chainsaw
          I think Aldi had some on offer the other day

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            #6
            Power tool has now ceased, probably a break for lunch

            Now some b@stard is playing some appalling ballad type music instead.

            Thank feck Mrs MM has just bought me a cooling beer

            Might have to nip over to Aldi for a cut price chainsaw later, lots of furniture that needs pruning
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Unfortunately not, but one of my biggest current regrets in life is not owning a chainsaw
              Yeah, long waiting periods everywhere now, plus one would have thought we are out of season so should be easy to get a hockey mask

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                #8
                Tell WTFH he is a cyclist. Sorted!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Yeah, long waiting periods everywhere now, plus one would have thought we are out of season so should be easy to get a hockey mask
                  Bit of commercial reggae on now, not proper roots style, but more acceptable than earlier

                  That reminds me I have, unfortunately, had to cancel the planned 2 month Jamaica trip this year, for obvious reasons.

                  It's only really worth going if you have local connections and steer clear of Negril, obviously, as it can be a little dangerous in parts.

                  Last time the MIL went she had a police escort back to the airport, as the traffics terrible, with sirens blaring leading her car.

                  As I said local connections are paramount
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Lucky you don't live anywhere near me

                    I've got a 1.1KW PA system, several synths and a load of guitars and amps set up in my front room. The neighbours are lovin' it
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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