DOOM 101

[AtW]

Coronavirus panic: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper? - BBC News

[scooterscot]

Sounds stressy. They must be shiiting themselves.

[ladymuck]

At least you will get paid sick pay if you self-isolate

[ascender]

It used to be that with each passing year I'd realise I can't stand people just a little bit more than last year.

This contempt/realisation now seems to be growing daily.

[northernladuk]

It used to be that with each passing year I'd realise I can't stand people just a little bit more than last year.

This contempt/realisation now seems to be growing daily.

I'm way beyond that so my response to you, sir, is piss off.

[BrilloPad]

I'm way beyond that so my response you, sir, is piss off.

Have you reached Zeity levels yet?

[northernladuk]

Have you reached Zeity levels yet?

Not even close!!!

[Old Greg]

At least you will get paid sick pay if you self-isolate

But will that cover scootie's Thistle Hotel Heathrow room bill?

[ladymuck]

But will that cover scootie's Thistle Hotel Heathrow room bill?

The number of times I pass that on the 423 bus! When the stop gets announced, it always makes me chuckle.

[Zigenare]

Not even close!!!

Give it a few more years. Assuming of course you don't die in a pool of your own snot!