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Hand sanitizer is now £15 for 60ml on amazon and eBay (go and check) - Tesco vodka is £15 a litreOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostOur local supermarket is denuded of pasta, rice, yeast, flour, and tinned goods. Fortunately, there's plenty of the most important basic foods - wine, beer, chocolate and doughnuts.
So wash hands in vodka !!!
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My daughter reports the only tinned food still on the shelves is Heinz Baked Beans. Foreigners, hey? Don't know what's good for 'em.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostGood to see all the key food groups still availableDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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It'll probably do a better jobOriginally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostHand sanitizer is now £15 for 60ml on amazon and eBay (go and check) - Tesco vodka is £15 a litre
So wash hands in vodka !!!
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You need a Waitrose Scooty, round our way the only things to suffer from panic buying are Prosecco and Gin...Originally posted by scooterscot View PostFeck sakes, our local Aldi has been raided by panic buying. Not even the porridge oats survived....His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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And hummousOriginally posted by Mordac View PostYou need a Waitrose Scooty, round our way the only things to suffer from panic buying are Prosecco and Gin...Comment
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Scotsman who visited London still laughing about 'hummus'Originally posted by ladymuck View PostAnd hummousComment
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Just come back from Aldi and Tesco, normally rather quite but very busy this evening with people panic buying.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostFeck sakes, our local Aldi has been raided by panic buying. Not even the porridge oats survived...."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Stop showing off about how posh you are. My better half loves houmous but I've placated her by having some tins of chickpeas at the back of the food cupboard. I've managed to convince her that I can actually make houmous with some kitchen gadgets and a bit of wizardry. I'm rather hoping I never get called into action, as she is likely to end up with something resembling lemon and garlic flavoured mush that might just pass as vomit. It won't so much have a use-by date as a half-life.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostAnd hummous
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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