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    #91
    Originally posted by hairymouse View Post
    Yesterday I got a text from my kid's school - "Please check your email about the upcoming parent teacher conference"

    I check my email, it says "please open the attached pdf for important information about the impact of corona virus on parent teacher conferences"

    So I open the pdf and it says "Because of the corona virus, there will be no hand shaking at the upcoming parent teacher conference"

    FFS!
    What did it say about french kissing the good looking PE teacher?
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #92
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
      What did it say about french kissing the good looking PE teacher?
      Did she vote in or out?

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        #93
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #94
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Aha, RT: So masks WILL protect you.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #95
            The government is working with supermarkets to ensure that people self-isolating because of coronavirus will receive food, the health secretary told BBC One's Question Time.

            Matt Hancock said he was confident food supplies would not run down.



            Panic time then !!!


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              #96
              Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
              The government is working with supermarkets to ensure that people self-isolating because of coronavirus will receive food, the health secretary told BBC One's Question Time.

              Matt Hancock said he was confident food supplies would not run down.



              Panic time then !!!


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              No disinfectant sprays at any of the supermarkets, canned food shelves nearly empty. Only two oysters left at Waitrose.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #97
                Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                The government is working with supermarkets to ensure that people self-isolating because of coronavirus will receive food, the health secretary told BBC One's Question Time.

                Matt Hancock said he was confident food supplies would not run down.



                Panic time then !!!


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                They might have to get Waitrose to do the deliveries. Save the John Lewis Partnership from it's impending closures?
                I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                  #98
                  The situation is really bad. I am running out of champagne and caviar.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    The situation is really bad. I am running out of champagne and caviar.
                    Plenty here...
                    Caviar - Fortnum & Mason
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      Coronavirus Plushie Stuffed Toy Virus

                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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