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Nuffink to do with me mateys. It's all SITA's fault. But it was quite funny getting the alerts in as system after system failed.
Anyway, I haven't had a determination yet. I was being preemptively grumpy, getting some practise in.Comment
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Um do you think we would let the truth get in the way of a good story?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostNuffink to do with me mateys. It's all SITA's fault. But it was quite funny getting the alerts in as system after system failed.
Anyway, I haven't had a determination yet. I was being preemptively grumpy, getting some practise in.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Absolutely not! You're upholding a fine tradition.Originally posted by eek View PostUm do you think we would let the truth get in the way of a good story?Comment
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Are you absolutely certain of that...?Originally posted by eek View PostI was being careful not to identify the person responsible given she had both the ability and motive.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Ah..Mr Bond, I see we have met beforeOriginally posted by Mordac View PostAre you absolutely certain of that...?

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Good point, well made...Originally posted by Mordac View PostAre you absolutely certain of that...?
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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And if not, it was a lucky guess...Originally posted by ladymuck View PostAh..Mr Bond, I see we have met before
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I did do a gig there once, where the database wot I wrote would require a primary key reset after 600 million seconds. Forgot to tell them about it.
Think it was about 20 years ago
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I suspect someone tweaked that to kick the can down the road a bit.Originally posted by GJABS View PostI did do a gig there once, where the database wot I wrote would require a primary key reset after 600 million seconds. Forgot to tell them about it.
Think it was about 20 years ago
A load of reports failed to work at the start of this month (reporting on January) because so many had been hard coded with an end date of 31 December 2019. I did a can kicking exercise and changed the date to 31 December 2021
Chances are, I'll end up back here and will have to fix it again...Comment
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