Trouble with the WIND

[wendigo100]

Off the Lizard.

Not up the Lizard?

[BoredBloke]

M. Harding - I once told him to pi55 off when he started having a go at me because I didn't know where the public footpath went after it left our field. He was with a bunch of his rambler mates and was all 'It's your responsibility to know' I slipped straight into Jade mode and told him where to go - I should have added that he wasn't very funny also, but i only thought of that once he had gone.

[Churchill]

M. Harding - I once told him to pi55 off when he started having a go at me because I didn't know where the public footpath went after it left our field. He was with a bunch of his rambler mates and was all 'It's your responsibility to know' I slipped straight into Jade mode and told him where to go - I should have added that he wasn't very funny also, but i only thought of that once he had gone.

He used to be a bloody funny comedian. Until he went all folky.

[BoredBloke]

I thought he started folky, then told jokes because the folk thing wasn't working and then started to introduce the folk stuff once he got famous - which is what speeded up his return to nothingness. I liked some of his comedy stuff but it seemed to be like having your grandad telling you stories about post war Manchester.

My best mate from Uni works at the production company which he own with Nick Barraclough (sp!). He turned into a complete ****** once he started working there because he was meeting all these famous people.

[MrsGoof]

I thought he started folky, then told jokes because the folk thing wasn't working and then started to introduce the folk stuff once he got famous - which is what speeded up his return to nothingness. I liked some of his comedy stuff but it seemed to be like having your grandad telling you stories about post war Manchester.

Billy Connely

[BoredBloke]

No his stories were post war Glasgow and harder to understand

[_V_]

WxMan is stuck inside decodeing C# today

Update on peak winds so far.. Needles 90mph+, Belmullet 83mph

Also there is a good risk of Tornadoes forming today - http://www.estofex.org/

That's what we need, a nice easy to understand weather forecast for the masses.

Strong cyclogenesis is expected in these affected areas, with intense precipitation in the WAA regime, very moist air mass and very strong LLS/SRH in the warm sector, strongly forced convection along the cold front, dry intrusion above the cold front/cold sector air mass, as well as some convection in the range of the following surface trough and embedded back-bent occlusion.

[Churchill]

I thought he started folky, then told jokes because the folk thing wasn't working and then started to introduce the folk stuff once he got famous - which is what speeded up his return to nothingness. I liked some of his comedy stuff but it seemed to be like having your grandad telling you stories about post war Manchester.

My best mate from Uni works at the production company which he own with Nick Barraclough (sp!). He turned into a complete ****** once he started working there because he was meeting all these famous people.

He did the "Peter Kay" thing before Peter Kay was born.

[Hugh Jardon]

Here's the reason for today's strong winds

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/jetstream.asp

Jet stream blowing clear across England.

[lilelvis2000]

http://www.metcheck.com/V40/UK/FREE/jetstream.asp

Jet stream blowing clear across England.

Lancashire is at 61mph! Yikes, there goes my fence!