Contractor Dating Site

[ladymuck]

I'm broken

(manly)

[ladymuck]

Six women working at clients within five miles of your location want to meet you now. Sign up for further details....

Hang on a cotton pickin' minute...

How do they know they want to meet me if I've not yet signed up!

Feckin Amazooglebook stealing my data!

[GhostofTarbera]

Surly plumpers.com has a similar USP


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[vetran]

I don't want to meet women

don't knock it till you try it!

[vetran]

I'm broken

NLyUK a little too enthusiastic again?

[Wilmslow]

I'm thinking of setting up a contractor dating site, match up contractors with other like minded individuals.

Should really be pretty simple to setup, age, sex, length of contract, rate - that should be enough to satisfy most contractors.

The good news, I can then sell on personal and business information to recruiters, IPSE and HMRC.

Great idea?

Don't forget to ask about lollipops....

[BrilloPad]

Don't forget to ask about lollipops....

Q27. Are you a cretin?
Q28. Does your accountant approve?
Q29. Can you sing?
Q30. Red or Brown(sauce)?
Q31. Can you ride a motorbike through horse manure without nearly killing yourself?
Q32. What is the weather like in Swansea?
Q33. Have you ever stayed at the Heathrow Thistle?
Q34. Have you ever send picture of your private bits to another CUK poster?
Q35. Do you have mafia neighbours?
Q36. How fat are you?

[BR14]

Q42: how long does it take you to recover from falling off a pushbike?
Q46: do you spread horse manure randomly in country lanes?

[ladymuck]

What is the correct volume of tea per portion?

Do you have children, how many, and do you like them?

Do you live within walking distance of a zone 1 or 2 tube station?

Suggest a recipe for guinea fowl.

[GJABS]

I wouldn't think a woman would want to date a contractor. They'd want a bloke with one that -expands- when they hookup with them..