Using Client's Cafe and other services

[BrilloPad]

What about other services, for example an in house massage service, that staff have to pay for to use and is not subsidized and is completely paid for when used only. Is that permitted for outside Ir35 contractors?

All contractors have to use NLyUK. You will get a 50% discount if you want the radiator bleeding service.

[BrilloPad]

I got outside for a poo, any poo inside is caught under IR35

You do take your own oxygen tank?


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Wasn't it EO who always used the local library 30 seconds away? But that was fear his contract would be terminated due to the stink he made?

[PeterSim]

I was thinking of taking my own office chair and desk as well. Don't want to take any chances.

[Hertsseasider]

I was thinking of taking my own office chair and desk as well. Don't want to take any chances.

Now you are being silly and a tad rude to some of the good advice available on here.

[PeterSim]

Oh cheer up, i am just making fun of HMRC and their ridiculous IR35.

[ladymuck]

Oh cheer up, i am just making fun of HMRC and their ridiculous IR35.

Oh

So it wasn't a serious question.

Don't post your jokes in the professional fora; I'm glad this was moved to general.

[BrilloPad]

Oh cheer up, i am just making fun of HMRC and their ridiculous IR35.

HMRC are not much fun. Just ask the families of the 7 LC suicide victims.

[northernladuk]

Oh cheer up, i am just making fun of HMRC and their ridiculous IR35.

While making yourself look a complete bellend at the sametime.

[BrilloPad]

While making yourself look a complete bellend at the sametime.

Mostly complete. He has not asked about JSA yet.....

[PeterSim]

Oh

So it wasn't a serious question.

Don't post your jokes in the professional fora; I'm glad this was moved to general.

It was a serious question with a joke mocking IR35 as well. Thanks for answering the serious question, which was about using the cafe, to which you said if it is restricted for staff then contractors can't use it. Which is ridiculous as well as contractors are given passes that give them access to those services, including the toilets.

Any way, don't get too emotional about it. i know just as much as I think IR35 is ridiculous their are accountants that are making money off it just the same and companies that are going to save money while they forced everyone in to quasi-permanent employment.

As for making a fool out of myself, get over yourself.