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    #21
    Originally posted by SandyDown
    Supremo ..where are you ... you are needed here to give the usual advice to FC
    Maybe freaky likes pre-op transexuals.

    Hey, it takes all sorts.

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      #22
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Certainly seems to on some of those, ah, interesting websites...
      The pub I frequent has the arabic football channels. It laso has some other "interesting" channels!!!

      Churchill - In "Dirty Arabs" mode!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Churchill
        Maybe freaky likes pre-op transexuals.

        Hey, it takes all sorts.
        Any port in a storm mate....
        Call the cops

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          #24
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          so I have large cups but a small torso
          Big cups = my kinda woman... think I'm in lurvve
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #25
            Originally posted by Troll
            Big cups = my kinda woman... think I'm in lurvve
            I was first mate!

            Although, I'm trying to ascertain if she is a "she", and not a "(s)he".
            Call the cops

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              #26
              Originally posted by SandyDown
              Wish it was in their head, it seems the 2 developer are more interested in slagging each other in front of me than doing the work, each one complains how useless the other is and takes the time to tell me stories of the other's failures .... I have to smile sweetly and pretend am interested, while inside my head am screaming ' I DON'T GIVE A FECK YOU WANKAR - JUST GET ON WITH WORK'
              I've now got this picture in my mind of Beavis and Butthead ... does that do it?

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                #27
                Originally posted by SandyDown
                Supposed to produce the new systems' interfaces specs.. how am I supposed to do this, the IT guys (2 developers) are so thick, I sent them all the information that is required (not difficult just tell me does this system talks to this system? if so what kind and format of data is being exchanged) they are so stupid-bloody code monkeys- apparently there are no documentation at all and they have to go and read all the code to find out this information !!

                I've worked there. Near the M4 right?

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                  #28
                  Sounds frighteningly familiar to me too.

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                    #29
                    ... bloody code monkeys ...

                    I'm all upset now!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by OrangeHopper
                      ... bloody code monkeys ...

                      I'm all upset now!
                      Forget the monkeys.

                      What you want is "code beavers" !!

                      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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