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bogeyman replied

16 January 2007, 19:50
Originally posted by OrangeHopper

... bloody code monkeys ...

I'm all upset now!

Forget the monkeys.

What you want is "code beavers" !!
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OrangeHopper replied

16 January 2007, 19:38
... bloody code monkeys ...

I'm all upset now!
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DimPrawn replied

16 January 2007, 18:54
Sounds frighteningly familiar to me too.
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shoes replied

16 January 2007, 18:31
Originally posted by SandyDown

Supposed to produce the new systems' interfaces specs.. how am I supposed to do this, the IT guys (2 developers) are so thick, I sent them all the information that is required (not difficult just tell me does this system talks to this system? if so what kind and format of data is being exchanged) they are so stupid-bloody code monkeys- apparently there are no documentation at all and they have to go and read all the code to find out this information !!

I've worked there. Near the M4 right?
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wendigo100 replied

16 January 2007, 17:31
Originally posted by SandyDown

Wish it was in their head, it seems the 2 developer are more interested in slagging each other in front of me than doing the work, each one complains how useless the other is and takes the time to tell me stories of the other's failures .... I have to smile sweetly and pretend am interested, while inside my head am screaming ' I DON'T GIVE A FECK YOU WANKAR - JUST GET ON WITH WORK'

I've now got this picture in my mind of Beavis and Butthead ... does that do it?
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freakydancer replied

16 January 2007, 16:57
Originally posted by Troll

Big cups = my kinda woman... think I'm in lurvve

I was first mate!

Although, I'm trying to ascertain if she is a "she", and not a "(s)he".
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Troll replied

16 January 2007, 16:55
Originally posted by SandyDown

so I have large cups but a small torso

Big cups = my kinda woman... think I'm in lurvve
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freakydancer replied

16 January 2007, 16:47
Originally posted by Churchill

Maybe freaky likes pre-op transexuals.

Hey, it takes all sorts.

Any port in a storm mate....
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 16:38
Originally posted by zeitghost

Certainly seems to on some of those, ah, interesting websites...

The pub I frequent has the arabic football channels. It laso has some other "interesting" channels!!!

Churchill - In "Dirty Arabs" mode!
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Churchill replied

16 January 2007, 16:35
Originally posted by SandyDown

Supremo ..where are you ... you are needed here to give the usual advice to FC

Maybe freaky likes pre-op transexuals.

Hey, it takes all sorts.
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SandyDown replied

16 January 2007, 16:32
Originally posted by freakydancer

Ok, I'm interested now.

Supremo ..where are you ... you are needed here to give the usual advice to FC
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freakydancer replied

16 January 2007, 16:29
Originally posted by SandyDown

NOoooo where do you get this 44 business from ... I am 34 DD !! 34 is the measurement just below the boobs (circumference of the torso)which means 44 is sooo fat, and am not fat

The A/B/C/D/DD/F/FF are the cup sizes - so I have large cups but a small torso

Ok, I'm interested now.
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SandyDown replied

16 January 2007, 16:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

44 DD as I recall.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

So this guy with the crutch is disabled?

Or has a broken leg?

NOoooo where do you get this 44 business from ... I am 34 DD !! 34 is the measurement just below the boobs (circumference of the torso)which means 44 is sooo fat, and am not fat

The A/B/C/D/DD/F/FF are the cup sizes - so I have large cups but a small torso
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DS23 replied

16 January 2007, 16:24
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

44 DD as I recall.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

So this guy with the crutch is disabled?

Or has a broken leg?

LOL
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The Lone Gunman replied

16 January 2007, 16:22
I had always imagined you as bigger than that more ( * Y * ) only the other way up.
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