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the wurst nightmare?
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Is the right answer.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
Nah, they're the wurst.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostGerman sausages are superiorThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I used to work for a firm who have a sausage and meat pie factory in Yorkshire – watching the sausages of various counties names zipping along the line faster than the eye could follow was a special treat. The pies were a much more gentle affair. Happy days…Comment
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I love a bit of brown sauce on my sausage lolOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostCould be worse. They could be served with brown sauce....Comment
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I'm of that generation that when the word "sausages" comes out of my mouth my mind is thinking "shoshages". You had to have lived through it or you'll never understand....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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+1Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI'm of that generation that when the word "sausages" comes out of my mouth my mind is thinking "shoshages". You had to have lived through it or you'll never understand.Growing old is mandatory
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That'll be from the dog on the 80's TV show "That's Life" (from 1:37). Not particularly funny, in my opinion, but very memorable for some reason:Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI'm of that generation that when the word "sausages" comes out of my mouth my mind is thinking "shoshages". You had to have lived through it or you'll never understand.
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+1Originally posted by ladymuck View Post+1
I’m old enough to remember when Elvis Costello produced his own Mediterranean sausage range.
They were great, and I thought..
Olive Salami is here to stay
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